At Auckland airport today, an individual was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator. He was later discovered to be a school teacher attempting to leave the country as unable to survive financially in the city.
The public prosecutor believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The potential terrorist is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. The members of this dangerous organisation desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value.
They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like “x” and “y”, and, although they are frequently referred to as “unknowns”, we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the great Greek mathematician Isosceles used to say,
“there are 3 sides to every triangle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.
Therefore, I am extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard.
These statistic scumbags love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence.“
Under the circumferences, it’s time we differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimate everything in their math on a scale never before seen. We therefore need to become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex.
However the members of Al-Gebra continue to multiply. We can only hope that their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks.
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